Can I polish that dirt for you?

[Bikehigh]

Got back from dumping a load of leaves at the landfill, and went to pick up the check for the job. Wife is there, "Oh, you did a terrific job. Did you see the note my husband left you?" Seems there were a couple leaves under a bush or two that I missed. Get a 60 gallon can off the back of the truck, and make an effort to satisfy even more. I managed to scrounge up enough to fill the can a third of the way.

"By the way, did I thank you for that heaping pile of dog crap you left in the bushes for me to find?"

Don't mind me, I'm just venting a bit while I wait for the GF to show up.