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    Excerpt from our contract:

    "...Customer accepts all responsibility including liability for any damage or injury resulting from the presence of, or disturbance to all known and unknown foreign objects located within mowing areas. Customer shall assure area to be mowed is clear of any objects such as; rocks, sticks, keys, wheels, toys, cats, glass, metal, body parts, dog bones, children, bicycles, balls, watches, scooters, dog turd, shovels, chains, rope, cable, kleenex, plastic, pens, pencils, water bottles, chairs, rotten fruit, paper, iron rakes, clothes pins, nails, staples, screws, rivets, boards, dogs, dog collars, horse shoes, twine, golf balls, frisbees, baseballs, shoes, belts, socks, hats, gloves, tires, refrigerators, freezers, washers, dryers, tarps, tyvek, shingles, gutters, siding, cardboard, pallets, chevys, unexploded ordinance, rebar, concrete, construction debris, leggos, matchbox cars, budwiser cans, bottle caps, razor blades, mirrors, lighters, candles, needles, works, rabbits, chickens, fish, frogs, snakes, large farm animals, christmas trees, blue tarps, bathroom fixtures, farm equipment, bicycles, rodents, lawn furniture, mattresses, tents, trailers, styrofoam packing peanuts, bags of dope, inner springs, outter springs, upper springs, lower springs, nuts, bolts, firewood, shock absorbers, baby carriages, baby bottles, diapers, (Pampers or your wifes Depends), prophylactics, cigarette butts, lawn darts, shuttle-****s, bocci balls, hoses, baseball bats, baseball gloves, portable telephones, wedding rings, mail, canned goods, citronella candles, PDA's, cell phones, pagers, beepers, and any other item deemed a foreign object by the Company or its representative."

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    Edited by - Bill Moriarty on May 13 2002 06:51:16 AM

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    lol!!!
    but you forgot one.
    Hobos


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      Hello Bill:

      It Looks Like we Need to take a Look at some more of Your Contracts? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

      Could you Please Explain your Definition of "Body Parts?" LOL

      <b>Tales of the Unexpected! A True GrassMaster Story! <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

      This not for Folks that are Weak!</b>

      It was one Real Hot Summer Day around a 100 Degrees, Yep I had already Given my 2nd Employee Pep Talk this Day! After Lunch they were Arguing about Nonsense, Hot Weather does that to Folks?

      OK, We were at this Nice Customer Account, (Home). We were Finishing up, Blowing off everything & Cleaning up Beds of Sticks - Pine Cones and So Forth. Just about Ready to Leave & ...

      One of My Guys (New Guy) Started Screaming Like all Get out? We Looked & he Through Bucket of Debries up in the air & Took off Running Down the Street!

      That Joker was Running Faster than the 6 Million Dollar Man! I thought he had got Hurt, I sent one guy after Him & I told others to Knock this Job out so we can go Catch him!

      One Guy went to get Bucket & Debries that fell out of Bucket? We Loading up the Trailer, Then That Guy Holler for Me, "DAVE GET OVER HERE NOW". LOL, I took Off Running he was Scared half to Death!

      Low & Behold it was a Cat Head, A little Black Kitten Head Only he had Found it Near the Back Gate in the Flower Bed! Nothing Else?

      We Looked all over the Place for Rest of Kitten! Not an Onion, anywhere? We Don't Know what Happened except...

      The Guy that Took off Running Ran til he Fell in the Middle of the Street. He was Scared Half to Death & Really Upset. I had to Give him Rest of the Day off & the Next Time we went there to Maintain...

      Well he wanted to Go to Apartments & Trim Bushes. He Never went back to that Yard, All we had to Do was Drop him off over at Apartments or some Big Clean up & he would Trim Bushes like there was No Tommorrow! LOL

      The Daughter of the Customer, she was about 16 Years old was one of those that Looked like the Marlyn Manson Types. Died Cold Black Hair, White as a Sheet except Black Make up around Eyes & Black Lipstick.

      LOL, Those Beds didn't get Cleaned out again for a While? They were Great Customers?

      I promise Every Word of this is True! We do the Same Work at Peoples Houses Every Day (Mostly Boring), But Every once in a While there is Excitement that Gives us Something to talk about Later!

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