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  • The Official 107 Commandments Of Mow & Blow Quiz: Revisited

    A new updated version of the Green Industry Mowing Contractors Classification Test or GIMCCT is now available.

    Answering “Yes” to the following adds 1 point to your total.

    Equipment: Section A:


    I own or operate

    1) Handheld Blower
    2) Curved Shaft Trimmer
    3) Any non-commercial handhelds
    4) Any electric powered handhelds or mower
    5) Walkbehind Vacs on turf (Billy Goat and their ilk)
    6) Non commercial 21” (Toro Recycler, Honda Harmony, Lawnboy Gold and their ilk)
    7) Troy-Bilt 33”
    8) Homeowner rated Zero-Turn
    9) Lawn Tractor
    10) Handheld leaf vacs (Echo shred’n’Vac & its ilk)
    11) Attachment series stick tools (Stihl Combi System and its ilk)
    12) Power Edger’s (unless this is strict necessity in your market)
    13) I believe double sided hedge clippers are better than single sided because they have two sides.
    14) I sharpen blades with a bench grinder or angle grinder or hand file. I have no dedicated blade sharpener.

    Equipment : Section B:

    15) My Dealer is Home Depot/Lowes/Costco/Wal-Mart
    16) I have made a significant equipment purchase at any of the above outlets.
    17) I have no back-up units
    18) I have rented a hedge trimmer or chain saw
    19) I work out of a truck bed or the back of a mini-van
    20) I haul a trailer with a mini-van or car
    21) My trailer is made of wood
    22) My trailer has no drop gate
    23) The lighting system on my trailer does not function
    24) My trailer is not plated


    Total
    5-9 Riff Raff
    10-22 Scrub

    If your Total remains less than 5 you may continue, otherwise your classification stands and you may not proceed. If able to proceed please add totals from previous sections.

    Work Procedures Section:

    “Yes” adds a point to your total.

    1) I enjoy chatting with elderly customers and doing them small chores.
    2) I will do almost anything a customer asks even if it's not green industry related.
    3) My garage is my shop
    4) I do not carry pre-wound bump heads
    5) I do not carry extra gas or gas/mix
    6) I or my employee (s) wear wife beaters and or cut-offs while working
    7) I or my employee(s) smoke on the job site
    8) I or my employee(s) relieve themselves on the job site
    9) I or my employee(s) eat lunch sitting on a customer’s front lawn
    10) My wife/girlfriend is my secretary or works with me in the field
    11) My friends or relatives help out when things get busy
    12) I am part time (Add 2 Points)
    13) I sharpen blades a few times a season

    “Yes” adds a point to your total.

    Total
    6-9 Riff Raff
    10-15 Scrub

    If your Total remains less than 6 you may continue, otherwise your classification stands and you may not proceed.

    Business Procedures Section:

    1) I wait to get paid after each service visit.
    2) My business cards consist of my number hand written on a piece of scrap paper.
    3) I have collected money from under a door mat
    4) Billing is sent out in no specific time frame
    5) Billing is hand written
    6) I do not carry liability, equipment, and commercial vehicle insurance
    7) I pay my employee(s) cash
    8) My personal bank account and or phone # is same as business'
    9) I declare less than 70% of earnings
    10) My employee (s) are primarily illegals or relatives or friends
    11) My employee (s) are not paid and covered as per my States laws
    12) I call myself a landscaper when my primary focus is maintenance

    “Yes” adds a point to your total

    Total
    1-4 Member of Green Industry Elite
    5-8 High Class Scrub
    8-12 Riff Raff
    __________________

  • #2
    Jerk Quiz

    Uh...I think some of you people forget that people have to start somewhere...I don't think working out of your truck or that your garage is your shop makes you some sort of scum. SORRY that we all don't have huge client bases...but I see what you actually have time for...making others feel like they are worthless in this industry.

    AND helping elderly customers do whatever they ask doesn't mean you are a scrub...it means you are a good person - not a corporate jerk - which is precisley why I am in this business. This article makes me not want to visit this site anymore...grrr! JERKS!

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    • #3
      What a baby

      Lighten up you sound like a little girl. In my opinion the first three categories are all that matter when it comes to making $$$.

      I scored a 1 on the Equipment sections, a 3 on Work Procedures, and a 9 on Business Procedures, so go figure.

      I know some older guys who would've scored about the same and make a killing cutting lawns.

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      • #4
        Mr. High Class Scrub to Y'all...

        Thanks Jack D., it looks like you put a curve in you grade points system since the last time... I was a Scrub back then, but that 1 point makes me HCS!

        BTW: You mentioned nothing about battery powered blowers? Was that the point I lost out on last time?

        8 points Total, My boss can kiss my Butt!

        I was A#1 scrub, I worked out of back of truck, no blower just a push broom & I took what I could get... If I had took this Lawn Certification test then I would have scored at least 15 Plus!

        I can't wait to show my customers my "GIMCCT" Certification or Diploma? Which is it Jack D.?

        If it's going to cost me anything just forget it!
        GrassMaster, LSF Administrator!
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        • #5
          Well turns out I a scrub. Just think I been feeding my family for 10 years and making good money and I a scrub. Any thhose fancy Green Industry Elites come around here they going to find out you gotta be a scrub to survive this biz.

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          • #6
            I got a 10.... My favorites were the money under the doormat, and the less than 70% line!

            The trick is to have HIGH-END on the doormat cash thing...it's a big savings!
            “There are some who, uh, feel like that, you know, the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is: Bring ‘em on. We got the force necessary to deal with the security situation. “ - George W. Bush, July 2, 2003.

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            • #7
              Jack D

              Are your questions HAVE WE EVER or AS A RULE.

              Yes I have been guilty of get up at 8 PM at night and driving to an old ladies house to turn her TV from channel 3 back to channel 4 so her Cable TV will work. No I didn't charge her for my time she just lost her husband and was in a pickle.

              My score differs great if I admit to doing some things on occasion. I have had to tell late paying customer I needed a check before services would be done and pick up the check from the door mate. But I have only done it once.

              GM

              I believe this Quiz is one of the easier ones of Jack D's many quiz's. I got a 3 on regular business practices but a 25 if I counted every times I might of done something not kosher according to Jack D. So my average would be General Scrub.

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              • #8
                @^*#%!@*&@%%*#@(#&

                One less point and I would have been one of the Green Industry Elite! Why must I pee on the jobsite?

                Oh well.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MASTERMOWER
                  @^*#%!@*&@%%*#@(#&

                  One less point and I would have been one of the Green Industry Elite! Why must I pee on the jobsite?

                  Oh well.

                  MM

                  Here is where an enclosed trailer comes in real handy. Never Had a port-a-potty but an wide mouthed jug works great.

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                  • #10
                    Wow I got all 24 in the equipment section. Is that good?
                    I am the one and only YardRat! Just call me "The Rat"

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                    • #11
                      I failed to score any.....

                      TeeHee
                      GEEVEE, Pat.Pend. TM, UL

                      If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough

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                      • #12
                        High class scrub at age 14!!!!!!!
                        Last edited by MulcahyMowing2; 02-14-06, 08:06 PM. Reason: feeling very good and felt like it
                        Voted High Class Scrub by Jack D. him self

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                        • #13
                          Well I am 35 and suposedy a scrub mainly caus I got my kids working for me, I use a lawn tractor, piss on customer's propertys and buy stuff at the Home depot among other things.

                          This some kind of magazine quiz ?

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                          • #14
                            Jack D. is a frequent contributor to Turf Magazine.

                            Thank you for your participation.

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