What do you do when nature calls?

[BCSteel]

Maybe its a good thing that I dont live in Michigan.

My customers are aware that I am taking a piss in the ravines behind their props. They dont expect me to leave everytime I or one of my workers have to take a leak.

[Fido]

I carry an empty 1/2 gallon apple juice bottle with a wide mouth in my truck for #1. Looks just like apple juice too. Either that or I just find a fire hydrant.

[cruelsummer]

take a bathroom with you

Alright I'll talk about it, I am 35 and have to go (# 1 only) about 8 or 10 times a day, I refuse to ask a client as I am sweaty and covered in grass and the accounts are all close together with the nearest public facilities 10 minutes away,so it was costing me an hour a day do deal with this issue,yes I went to the doctor,it's hereditary, anyway 3 years ago I bought an enclosed trailer 2 feet longer than needed, then installed a porta potti in the front, it is high enough that the mower deck will fit under it. I have a rubber truck bed mat hanging from the cieling for privacy. I installed a drain on this porta potti and a valve outside near the tongue of the trailer, I only have to fill it with fresh water about every 6 weeks, I empty it about every 2 weeks ,I find a vacant commercial lot or if its a rainy day I'll just pull over on the shoulder of the road and open the valve,hey it cant be worse than the dogs,anyway I can FLUSH so I dont have knats and bugs and flies so I consider it sanitary and the whole project was less than $75 and 2 days time,I put antifreeze in it in the winter. But at the end of the day,it's just like bringing your own lunch to save time,and this set up saves me time,lots of time and that is money. Once a customer came to the back of the trailer while I was behind the mat and I hollered hold on,anyway after a chuckle he told me how professional he thought that was and (true story) he told his neighbors and I picked up 6 yards on that street that this other crew was pissing all over. Now this is a hot job and you have to stay hydrated,so you better make plans to urinate somewhere ,in a professional manner,and as for # 2 's go. well I'm with seascape,train yourself to go in the morning,it's called METAMUCIL and it will save you money

[steve-o]

I carry an empty 1/2 gallon apple juice bottle with a wide mouth in my truck for #1. Looks just like apple juice too. Either that or I just find a fire hydrant.

WIDE MOUTH , are you trying to tell the rest of us something? lol

[imograss]

I answer nature's call by blending in with the surroundings

[frezel]

i crap on the front lawn and piss in the the koi ponds

[RRS]

HaHaHa! That's funny as hell.

[dwyman]

I fill up a brown bag, put it on the porch with the invoice and light it on fire. Ring the doorbell. For some reason I have a customer retention problem.