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    i come home yesterday after doing pre-ems and tell my ole lady to give me a trash bag to put my clothes in. she says, let me wash them with the rest. i tell her i'll wait till i get two days worth in the bag and then we can wash them separate. so i come home today and i can't find my fricking bag. i ask her where my sheot is at. in the washer she says. well i hope you left my sheot separate which was the purpose of my bag. she says yes.....so i strip down and throw todays clothes in the washer and procede to the shower. she knocks on the door and comes in. now i'm butt azz naked and reaping of prodiamine and she says i need a haircut. i'm like, why the frick would you wanna cut my hair right now? get your dumb-azz out of here and leave me the frick alone..............

    steve-o

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    You were naked, and all she checked out was your haircut?
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    • #3
      That Won't What This Thread Was About, But I'll Bite.......

      Originally posted by Crawdad View Post
      You were naked, and all she checked out was your haircut?
      the good sheot is over when you say I DO...............

      steve-o

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      • #4
        she knocked? damn aren't u the bees knees. You should of told her, "WOMAN! Get in that kitchen and make me turkey pot pie!"

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        • #5
          If she knew how

          you was taken bad about her on here she would kick your naked ass and pluck those hairs instead of cuttin it.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Scott View Post
            she knocked? damn aren't u the bees knees. You should of told her, "WOMAN! Get in that kitchen and make me turkey pot pie!"
            Steve-o would have to get his Ballz out of her purse to say that..........:laughing:

            If he gets out of line she just squeezes her purse and he straightens up...........:laughing:
            I am the one and only YardRat! Just call me "The Rat"

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            • #7
              Oh, by haircut you mean she cut your bush while you were naked in the shower?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by delasgh View Post
                the good sheot is over when you say I DO...............

                steve-o
                BULL SHEET.

                29 years come june 14 and even though we're both stubborn, we'd do it again. The secret is we still act like 2 teenagers hooking up in a parked car some where in the boondocks.

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                • #9
                  My clothes get washed seperate from the rest of the family's clothes and I don't even do apps.

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                  • #10
                    Good For You...................

                    Originally posted by Wingnut View Post
                    My clothes get washed seperate from the rest of the family's clothes and I don't even do apps.
                    you must be one nasty beotch................:laughing:

                    steve-o

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                    • #11
                      Huh? What? Wash clothes? Don't you boys let the rain do that? :alien::alien::alien:

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                      • #12
                        I'm Starting To Think That.........

                        Originally posted by MASTERMOWER View Post
                        Huh? What? Wash clothes? Don't you boys let the rain do that? :alien::alien::alien:
                        we have had this pesky little rain for two days now that is messing my plans up. i start mowing in 10 days and gotta whole lot of sheot to get done b/4 then which ain't gonna get done which sucks.

                        steve-o

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                        • #13
                          I don't worry about how dirty I get...I just get the job done. I get a kick out of people who do everything at arms length so they won't get dirty. I mean, so you get a little dirty...all you gotta do is change your clothes and take a shower once a week or so and it's all better.

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                          • #14
                            Saturday Is Shower Day In Hooterville.............

                            Originally posted by Wingnut View Post
                            I don't worry about how dirty I get...I just get the job done. I get a kick out of people who do everything at arms length so they won't get dirty. I mean, so you get a little dirty...all you gotta do is change your clothes and take a shower once a week or so and it's all better.
                            sucks though when you got all them chemicals in your clothes and pores.

                            steve-o

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                            • #15
                              Yes, chemicals are a different thing. I used to work with hazardous waste and other toxic chemicals. I wasn't rolling around in that stuff.

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