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  • #16
    Ric:

    I looked it up. Too funny! Oh, and that "paying with canadian funds" is a dirty trick! They LOVE to pull that on American tourists as well. They always CLAIM they know the exchange rate. When I used to visit canada frequently, I would go to a bank and change over some money to canadian funds, rather than getting ripped of by the locals. Another caveat: NEVER use your ATM card in canada, because they will pull the same stunt. You take out 20 bucks, the ATM gives you canadian funds, but your bank will pull 20 bucks American from your account! At least that is the way it used to work. Even the canadian banks were scamming the tourists.

    The craziest thing is, the dude claims his grass is a nice dark green, and he wants it to take on that light green, fluorescent, anemic look. Go figure. Only in canada.

    Woody
    Woody

    "Those willing to give up a little liberty for a little security deserve neither security nor liberty." ---Benjamin Franklin

    "This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing Government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." ---Abraham Lincoln

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    • #17
      El Professor Piedra


      Si Mucho Verde. Muchos preocupan.
      Usted es el experto la encima de usted asno hierba. Por favor diga a asno canadiense cómo a póngase verde.


      Woody

      Oui seulement au Canada. Have you ever had the pleasure of the French Canadians. If you think the English Canadians are bad, then look out for the French Canadians.

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      • #18
        Ric:

        I am aware of the french canadians. They are the contemptuous scourge of the universe. Filthy scumbags and a horrible substitute for human beings. Even the "normal" canadians hate them. Hell, I think even the french (turdballs that they are) hate them, because they think they have a monopoly on the word "french". I think most canadians were hoping for Quebec to secede from canada just so they could formally declare war on them and wipe them out.

        Fortunately, I have never had to deal with any of the "french canadians". I do believe, though, that the proper way to greet them is to give them the finger, is it not?

        Woody
        Woody

        "Those willing to give up a little liberty for a little security deserve neither security nor liberty." ---Benjamin Franklin

        "This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing Government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." ---Abraham Lincoln

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        • #19
          proper way to greet them is to give them the finger


          Woody

          Yes hold that finger nice and high to let them Know they are Numero uno.

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          • #20
            ha ha ha Man if you don't stand for something you will fall for anything.....
            Who gives a hoot.

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