Anyone else despise shrub trimming?

[Ric]

Gentlemen

Please understand that when Jack D-elusional talks about $ 100 per Hour, he is referring the Canadian Money. That is equal to about $ 7.50 American. Please back off and give him a break. Jack D-elusional has a very high medication cost each week. Psychotropics are not cheap.

[hardboiled]

Great pruners, I have a pair that just turned 28. My two year old pair have already lost the grip material, I guess they don't make them like they used to. Looks like you need to clean that blade though

[Jack D.]

Mr. RRS,

Jack D. is concerned that you become emotionally attached to your clients properties & that the service you provide is in essence a gift of uneficiency or billable time for the sake of percieved quality.

Please remember, customers are units and should be treated w/the same level of respect and emotional involvement as a lady you are attempting to bed.

[RRS]

I've had the same girlfriend since I was 17. Ten years, need I say anymore.

BTW, sweet tablesaw you've got there. What do you do with that?

[Jack D.]

Mr. RRS,

That is a 3 phase multi-function wood tool including table saw, shaper, planer; equipped w/3 seperate 4hp motors and paid for by maintaining peak efficiency in all aspects of Jack D.'s enterprise, from hedge trimming to womanizing.

Jack D.'s latest project was a Leaf Plow able to pass through gates the JRCO cannot.

[RRS]

Looks like a sheet of plywood with some notches cut in it.

[Ric]

the same level of respect and emotional involvement as a lady you are attempting to bed.

Jack D-elusional must be very proud he is Virgin.

[Jack D.]

Mr RRS,

To the untrained eye that is simply a board w/notches cut out.

Actually it is a carefully selected piece of pressure treated lumber, finely machined to sit flush against the deck and braced front and back for stability and strength w/a quick pin release for easy on/off. Once painted w/Jack D.'s signature Lightning Bolt Logoâ„¢, this unit will be functional and professional.

[Woody]

Lightning bolts? Come on Casey Jones, what happened to your "signature" flame paint job?

Woody

[hardboiled]

Let's see the wings and how you're attaching them.

[RRS]

Does that thing have any type of tines that make it an actual rake?

[Jack D.]

Please note, the tined & winged JRCO is designed to push large piles into wooded area or through unobstructed areas to curbside for leaf vac pick-up.

The Jack D. Gated Leaf Plowâ„¢ is designed to push large piles onto tarps for Tarp & Hauls to said curbsides, hence tines are not needed & wings would only impede gate access.

[hardboiled]

In large back yards, excuse me, lawns, I would think wings would help with less spillover. Wouldn't a heavy duty piano hinge work? fasten the wings to the casters for transport with a shock cord. Use an arm and pin to keep it in place for pushing leaves.

[Jack D.]

In back yards a central pile is created w/push blowers & backpacks & then tarped & hauled. Spillage is not an issue for the short push.

Mr. RRS, what type of hrly does one generate trimming hedges w/a pair of scissors?

[dare630]

I hate trimming hedges also...problem is that it does pay way more than the weekly cut.